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So me and the kiddo's are off doing our weekly grocery adventure. Kids are being good. I'm being good. Everything is good.

We're driving. I've got "Genisis Ultimate Collection Disk 1" rocking away...drinking my gingersnap tea (oh snap!)...minding my business. I notice a warm sensation on my inner thigh. Ahhhh, warm coffee mugs feel good against the boys I say. Then it's like "Oh shit; that's hot!". What the fuck happened? More and more the feeling spreads? What the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Did I just piss myself? I don't think I pissed myself. Then again I suppose when people piss themselves they wouldn't know it or they wouldn't do it. Lid is on the travel mug. Hmmm. Around this point my taint is getting toasty. If I pissed myself it'd be wet......shit...it's wet.

Smells like gingersnap....crisis averted. Of course it LOOKS like I pissed myself.