Lumpia

What'd you do today? I made me some lumpia. What is a lumpia? It's like a big meaty spring roll. Don't know how to make them? Neither did I but it only takes about 3 seconds to learn. We had over 600 pre-orders with about 24hrs advertising. We CRANKED out some god damned lumpia I tell you what. It was awesome. Made about $400 towards the christmas party. It was a good day.

My co-worker was telling me about how he got second in one of our PT events. I called him a loser. He said "No, I got second". "Yeah, you're a fucking loser. There's a winner and everyone else is a loser. You're a loser." Didn't go over too well. Oh well. He's just a loser anyway. :D