Why?

Why do you make me lie to you? Is the question I asked myself while I'm waiting to do my annual physical. Do you eat your vegi's\fruit, eat too much meat, drink too much....blah blah blah. "I would never take vitamins or supliments" I say....lots of yoga and stress free....oh yeah I LOVE the swiss ball. Now sign my damn form so I can leave. I don't like lying but I hate the explanations that they give when you tell the truth even more. They get all judgmental on you and the little fart aid pretends that they know what they're talking about and hand you the stack of pamphlets.

It lets you know how little interest in health that they actually have. I'm not the smartest cat in the pack but I have a pretty decent idea of how not to die early because of nutrition\exercise failings. These guys...not so much. I've little doubt in my mind that they know far more about genital warts and fevers than I do so it's not a complete lack of respect for their knowledge.